Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
Parents.......
youre mom #69
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
Your mother is so fast she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
POV Your an orphan Knock Knock Whos there Not yo mom
yo mamma
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
I’m boutta go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
What did the mother say to Micheal J o. The beach? Excuse me sir but you're in my son
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨
“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
