What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Mother Jokes
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
