Mosquito

Mosquito Jokes

Net

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Condom

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

Africa

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.

Mosquito Net

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.

Africa

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Mom

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Porn star

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

Kid

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

Pornstar

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

God

God creates a mosquito :)

God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.

Angel: okay... a bug.

God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.

Angel: weird... but okay...

God: and give it wings.

Angel: eh, not half bad Go-

God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS

Angel: *shook* o-okay

God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.

Angel: .-.

God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*

Angel: *cries*

Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*

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  • Blonde

    What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

    One stops sucking when you smack it.

    Hat

    A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

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  • Blonde

    What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

    Blonde

    What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

    A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

    Language

    What do you call a mosquito in your language?

    We don't call them, they just come and bite.

    Hooker

    What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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