Mosquito

Mosquito Jokes

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

God creates a mosquito :)

God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.

Angel: okay... a bug.

God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth.

Angel: weird... but okay...

God: and give it wings.

Angel: eh, not half bad Go-

God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS

Angel: *shook* o-okay

God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.

Angel: .-.

God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin*

Angel: *cries*

Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*

2

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.