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a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
What’s one good thing about child Molesters? They drive slow in a school zone
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
I will always rember my dads last words...
oh wait i've never them.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter? My last if she knows what's good for her.
What do 100000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong
Your dead in the inside
(Stabs him 23 times)
when a man loses his testosterone Man: could i please have a loner boner
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
Q:What was my son's last words before he died. A:Bye dad i am going to school.
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
so i was sitting on the couch with a woman,and i asked her,does this napkin smell like chloroform?
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
