Why Couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope??? Stopping it with a shovel.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
Jesus created the t-pose first
I found Nemo
He was tasty
i am cool
hahahahahahaha
Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.
You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong...
You need mental help.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
