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Japanese Man Jokes

Logan Paul

Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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  • Man

    What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

    "That is very Wong."

    Word

    What's an old Japanese man's last words?

    "Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

    Bomb

    A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

    Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

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  • Dwarf

    What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

    I don't know, you tell me.

    Dentist

    A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"

    The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."

    Bomb

    President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!

    Man: We have the power of the sun itself!

    President: Drop it on them!

    Man: You push the button.

    President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.

    Man: Hands over button

    President: Pushes it

    Both: YAAA!

    President: Bumps into the button pressing it again

    Both: Oh, sh*t!

    Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off

    Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again