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There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."

Comments (21)

It's funny because he is supposed to be smart πŸ˜‚

Great job, genius!

Sadly that emoji tells me you're too young to be on here.

Extemely Finny!

Smartly made the choice eh


Wat the fuck is wrong with u cunts. It’s not fucking funny it’s fuckin stupid. Do everyone a favour and stop telling jokes

^chuck ???what the fuck?

Chuck is just jealous because he prolly cant even make a fuck!ng 5 y/o laugh

Chuck would have grabbed the backpack

Hell yeah Chuck is a fucking dumb ass that's why he would grab the backpack.

I agree with Chuck, this sucks ass!!! Where's the joke? It's because of you other people that there's so many shit sit-coms on TV.

Rod do you not realize that this is literally

Hey not to be rude but I think the joke is more funny when you replace the smartest man with a blonde girl, but other then that amazing joke

I'll stick a rod up your ass,rod

Based on your username, I don't think you care about Rod's age.

Got to hand it to you, not the worst joke- but not the best.

This not even funny it’s just dumb


It's funny because people with high iq usually kill themselves in disappointment because communication is too difficult in our primitive society. I'm no genius but even I can say so much more with certain people who when to school with me then others. We dont even need words sometimes. But my friend who was a genius jumped off a bridge with a nuse. I found out years later but I noticed smarter people are always so sad. Almost drowning in our average muk we call life. I believe he grabbed it to

hey theres a flaw in here somewhere, the person WAS the smartest, now its the kid.

Chuck the typical fat American