what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humour jokes? It can't hit home.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, Don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”