Monkey Man's mortuary you stab 'em we slab 'em
" Why is it that Orphans only play tennis" That's the only love they can get"...
Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so i put her in the oven
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
My gf dumped me so I took her wheel chair
Guess who came crawling back
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
when was the first black friday?
1619
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
