Morbid humor jokes

My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.

I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."

What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.

what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?

dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.

morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.

I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.

Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

"Was it hung?" her friend asks.

"No, he was shot."

What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?

One stays quiet forever...

I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.

My humour is so dark that its life matters.

See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"

Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

Museum girl: Committing suicide.

Allan: What about Friday night?