Mom's jokes
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Your mom is hot.
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Your mom has a bone to pick with me.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!