Mom's jokes
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.