Mom's jokes
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Memes
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.