Mom's jokes
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
Ur mom gay.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.