Mom's jokes

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.

Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Kid: I need help!

Mom: Help your balls.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

Mom!

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.