Mom's jokes
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Mom!
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"