Mom's jokes

Ur mom.

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?

Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."

Me and your mom in the bed.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

My mom is gay.

Your mom's asshole.

My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!

Especially in bed...

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

Ur mom gei.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.