Mom's jokes
Ur mom.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Me and your mom in the bed.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
My mom is gay.
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
Your mom's asshole.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Ur mom gei.