Mom's jokes

Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

My mom is gay.

What do you expect when you get out of a bar?

Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.

Your mom's asshole.

"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.

My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"

Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!

Especially in bed...

Ur mom gei.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.

The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"

The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."

The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom.

Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"