Mom's jokes
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
My mom is gay.
Your mom's asshole.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Ur mom gei.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.