Wanna see an mistake go on camera and take an pic of you
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marihuana, Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said you know you wanna, Jill said yes picked up her dress and said lets have some fun, silly ole Jill forgot her pill and know they have a son.
My wife (or husband) told me to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I had just realized when I got home that I had picked 7-up
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common
people go there to fix there mistakes
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that was true then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “womens rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Mom asks “Who are you talking to?” The child said “A mistake.”
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
If I missed something ill give it to you if you taked it you are a mistake
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
wdid u know that stephon hawking deth was by accident because he pressed shut down instead of sleep mode
What mistake did the manager of the twin towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
your hairline so long they mistake your forehead for a football field
