Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did half of the world to go hell? Because the were laughing at morbid jokes (You've been warned)
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?” The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Brandon tell the teacher that im with ms polack
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
year 10 english
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell
Bank owner:if you want to start a bank account, I need ur name. Guy:Robin Bank owner: ur last name? Guy:Debank Bank owner: Robin Debank? Guy: put your hands up and give me all the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
If 2 people who have the clap sleep together did they make an applause?
why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
fo'drizzle
Whats the difference between cars and grass. (They both have weels, except for the grass).
what did the emo say before he crossed the road?
Fuck my life
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person
An emo slits
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say "OH! That wasn't an dog."
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
