3 jewish people walk into a bar.
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why couldnt the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet
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So about a year ago I was riding a horse and out of no where the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off I would have been OK but my foot got stuck in the stirrup the horse dragged me along and didn't stop. I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manger who came out and unplugged the horse.
what is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath? one is rude and nosy the other is rude and nosy
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.
The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.
what is the definition of GAY
Thunwa :D
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
I hate 2 faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
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I was doin' your mom, yes yours
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans!
