Do you like doors yes because you are aDoorable
what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A: the table part
“I need help goerge sink”said Jimmy “What is it”said Goerge Sink “Can you wash my dishes”said Jimmy
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger? When the lettuce runs from the hamburger cries
my dad
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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
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I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.
What do you do when your dishwasher breakdown? You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week. He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
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Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom. One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says"You ok down there?" The other tourist says"Can't i just rest in peace?!"
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why was 6 scared of 7
answer 7 8 9
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Whats the difference between cars and grass. (They both have weels, except for the grass).
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What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a owl that dose magic
Hooodini
