Miscellaneous jokes
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What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
My dad.
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
I like my woman like I like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Everyone dislike this.