Miscellaneous jokes
Have you heard of the restaurant Karma?
There is no menu because you only get what you deserve.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Manchester City is gay.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
Penis.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."