Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
A retard walks into a bar.
Bartender: Hey, retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard retard!
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I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"