Miscellaneous jokes
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Oliver Savagê.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.