Miscellaneous jokes
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
Oliver Savagê.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!