Miscellaneous jokes
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Oliver Savagê.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.