After all these walkers you still walk over me.
whats small stupid and has no dad
ben
Oliver Savagê
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you??
what games do you play if you are board.board games
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible. They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionarys. Things went from bad to worse.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math
Beans beans beans say what say beans beans beans
My dog got stuck in my ass, help
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two-tired...
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada? Dad: Because you were made there. Mum: We haven't been to Canada Dad: Hol' up a minute
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do you call mo on a dating website? tissue face
wanna hear a joke about pizza
Nevermind it's too cheesy