Miscellaneous jokes

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

What games do you play if you are bored?

Board games.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.

Why did the Mafia cross the road?

Forget about it...

What's small, stupid, and has no dad?

Ben.

Oliver Savagê.

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

What's green and furry?

Fiona from Shrek.

After all these walkers, you still walk over me.

2+2=4-1=3 quick math.

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

My dog got stuck in my ass, help!

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.