Miscellaneous jokes
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
When someone pops up in your life making you all happy, you be like, "Who sent you?"
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Oliver Savagê.
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.