Miscellaneous jokes
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I like unicorns.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
Why am I idiot?
Everyone reading this is gay!
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
My dad told me to do what he did best, so I left.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.