Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table
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What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
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I hate this website it's retarded and 4chan is better
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
At night I became a mattress murderer
Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.
this one time i said to a person that tehy are dry they i was wet (ba dum tiss) my bully said i have to shut up i said shut down (ba dum tiss)
I’m working on a good pun but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clou.
Have you heard of the restaurant karma There is no menu because you only get what you deserve
How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!
Your life
Christianity
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
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Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon
ur life
A mom says to her son: "Hey can you wave to that deaf kid over there" The son: "I don't know, can I?" The mom: "May you?" The son: "No I don't have any arms!"
