Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Q: What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Oof, you're gay!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."