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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
motar is like a womans fanny the more you play with it the wetter it gets
my tutor just said this quote of 2k18 ^^^
pontypool is rough
why cant orphans play baseball?
cause they don't know where home is
I like unicorns.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
What do you call a dog with no legs?It doesn't F#@$ mader it still not F#@$ coming
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
Why
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
