Miscellaneous jokes
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Me.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
You. You're the joke.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.