I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨

What are you doing son.it has been an hour and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum actually I want to see how I look while sleeping…

are you a mirror,because i see myself in you

One day you where at the store and you see you in a cart and so you get out and it was a mirror 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.

I’m supposed to put a joke here. But I can’t find a mirror…can you find one yourself? Im sure you’ll laugh.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Why did steward die in the toilet?He saw his Undercut in the mirror

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.

Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

Me: i must have a mirror in my jeans, cause i see u in my pants

Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.

Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened

look in the mirror there’s a joke for you

You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?

Go look in the mirror.

Once I saw a mirror… and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …