A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
How do you get a blonde to drown? Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool
How do you know you’re ugly? If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? "Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Yo mum is so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked
today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself" He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
Me:you have terrible jokes Mum:shows me a mirror
a capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?