You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Mind Jokes
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
