Mind jokes

Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.

What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it is tearable.

What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?

His teeth.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy! 😅