Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
