why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
what type of bee makes milk? A boobee
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
i go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo
guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
