What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Kid: Aye, Mum, I'mma do something Dad could never do.
Mum: And that is?
*Kid walks out.*
*Kid comes back in with milk.*
Mum: I'mma beat ya ass!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Oh, he needs some milk!
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
moo.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
