Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans eat cerial without milk? Because thier dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
