Milk jokes
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Cheese.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.