Milk jokes
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
I love almond milk. Itâs unlike any udder milk.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? We Are Family.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
Iâm Zaptos intolerant!