What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
I had a calf for awhile, the milk was bad until we bought a heifer
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
why did the baby cow cross the road to find it's mom who has the milk
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say “ I’m going to get milk!” To his wife and kids
what did the dad say to the kid nothing he went to get the milk
What bees make milk? Boob bees
Whats Bees make milk? Boob bees
