Mike Wazowski Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Teenager

The washington siblings · 7 years ago

Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.

Michael Jackson

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

Illusion

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

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Mouth

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

Name

Pat Macroch · 7 years ago

I am looking for Mike Roch.

Name

Berry Mkockiner · 5 years ago

Mike Oxlong.

Physical Education

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always happens to me

The image shows Mike Wazowski, the character from Monsters, Inc., standing alone on a sports field in front of a large crowd. The text above him reads: "What it feels like being picked first in PE."

Comparison

原田 · 3 years ago

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left is a cartoon of Mr. Potato Head with a curvy figure. On the right is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. also with a curvy figure. The text above the images reads, "how my bf is built vs how I'm built." The text below the images says, "My boyfriend just sent me this so looks like I'm single."

Love

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Idk

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows stick figures in different stages of a relationship with the caption "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The second part shows a very disgusted looking Mike Wazowski with the text "cursed" below.

Boy

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

My boy be hittin different

The image consists of two parts. The top part is an illustration about love and respect with stick figures showing a progression from dating to the sex act. The bottom part shows Mike Wazowski from "Monsters, Inc." looking very stoned and unimpressed. There's a white box at the bottom of the image with the word "cursed" in it.

Strength

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Troo

The image shows two pictures. On the left is a muscular dog and the text "Silly Inc" below a picture of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. On the right is a picture of a dog with a person's head with a balaclava on and the text below "He is stronger than me".

Hater

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk

A group of six figures stand in a row. The faces are replaced with different meme characters, including Mike Wazowski, a Trollface, the Stonks meme face, Elmo, an Animal Crossing character, and Kermit. Below them in the foreground, there is a picture of a sad kitten. Above the figures it says "F*CK MY HATERS" and below the figures it says "ALL MY HOMIES HATE MY HATERS."

Hole

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card

The image shows a pink Valentine's Day card. At the top it reads, "You can go die in a f*ckin hole, you acoustic holiday." At the bottom it reads, "To: Valentine's Day" and "From: Silly Sonka." In the upper-left corner, there's a small image of Mike Wazowski.

Meme

Wade · 3 years ago

Rip

A meme image showing a text with "Me: *Clicks on refresh button* Reddit: *Shows the same memes* Me:" above an image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc looking confused.

Algorithm

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Algorithim meme

The meme consists of three panels. The first panel shows a character from The Simpsons, Moe, holding a sword and pulling another character by the collar. In front of them stands a Mike Wazowski character with a grumpy face. In the second panel, only Moe is visible with the sword. In the third panel, Moe is looking back, and the Mike Wazowski character is peeking from behind a corner.

Concert

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonkzer Concert

A group of four people on a stage, each with a different meme face superimposed over their heads. From left to right: Mike Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc.), Tom Nook (from Animal Crossing), Stonks meme and the Trollface meme, and Elmo. The band is celebrating with confetti falling around them. The text on the image says "SILLY INC".

Stand

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."

Troll

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

Phone

KillingButterflys · 1 year ago

Bro really?

A meme featuring a distorted image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., looking confused and slightly disgusted. The text above reads: "When you buy a cheap powerbank and your phone starts charging the powerbank".

Stonkzer

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonkzer (We kicked Thonk out) by Stonk Boi, Mr. Troll, Crackbag, and Elmo

A group of four characters stand side-by-side against a solid blue background. From left to right: Tom Nook, the Stonks guy, the Trollface, and Elmo. A small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" is in the top-left corner. The text "STONKZER" appears at the top of the image.

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