Mike Wazowski jokes

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

What's bigger than the Milky Way?

Michael Jackson's nose.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".