Mike Wazowski Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Divorce

Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

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Physical Education

always happens to me

The image shows Mike Wazowski, the character from Monsters, Inc., standing alone on a sports field in front of a large crowd. The text above him reads: "What it feels like being picked first in PE."

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Wacko Jacko

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Michael Jackson

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?

He heard boys' pants were half off!

Nose

What's bigger than the Milky Way?

Michael Jackson's nose.

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Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Comparison

The image shows a split-screen comparison. On the left is a cartoon of Mr. Potato Head with a curvy figure. On the right is Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. also with a curvy figure. The text above the images reads, "how my bf is built vs how I'm built." The text below the images says, "My boyfriend just sent me this so looks like I'm single."

Love

Idk

The image is split into two parts. The upper part shows stick figures in different stages of a relationship with the caption "LOVE IS LOVE" and "Respect". The second part shows a very disgusted looking Mike Wazowski with the text "cursed" below.

Boy

My boy be hittin different

The image consists of two parts. The top part is an illustration about love and respect with stick figures showing a progression from dating to the sex act. The bottom part shows Mike Wazowski from "Monsters, Inc." looking very stoned and unimpressed. There's a white box at the bottom of the image with the word "cursed" in it.

Meme

Rip

A meme image showing a text with "Me: *Clicks on refresh button* Reddit: *Shows the same memes* Me:" above an image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc looking confused.

Stand

A cartoon image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. is shown with a distorted background of swirling patterns in pink and yellow. The text above Mike reads, "When you stand up too fast and have to stand still for 10 seconds trying not to black out."

Hater

Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk

A group of six figures stand in a row. The faces are replaced with different meme characters, including Mike Wazowski, a Trollface, the Stonks meme face, Elmo, an Animal Crossing character, and Kermit. Below them in the foreground, there is a picture of a sad kitten. Above the figures it says "F*CK MY HATERS" and below the figures it says "ALL MY HOMIES HATE MY HATERS."

Strength

Troo

The image shows two pictures. On the left is a muscular dog and the text "Silly Inc" below a picture of Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. On the right is a picture of a dog with a person's head with a balaclava on and the text below "He is stronger than me".

Classroom

hi

An image shows multiple Mike Wazowski characters sitting on chairs in a classroom. The text on the image says, "Everyone when you enter the wrong classroom:".

Phone

Bro really?

A meme featuring a distorted image of Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc., looking confused and slightly disgusted. The text above reads: "When you buy a cheap powerbank and your phone starts charging the powerbank".

Troll

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

Algorithm

Algorithim meme

The meme consists of three panels. The first panel shows a character from The Simpsons, Moe, holding a sword and pulling another character by the collar. In front of them stands a Mike Wazowski character with a grumpy face. In the second panel, only Moe is visible with the sword. In the third panel, Moe is looking back, and the Mike Wazowski character is peeking from behind a corner.

Stonkzer

Stonkzer (We kicked Thonk out) by Stonk Boi, Mr. Troll, Crackbag, and Elmo

A group of four characters stand side-by-side against a solid blue background. From left to right: Tom Nook, the Stonks guy, the Trollface, and Elmo. A small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" is in the top-left corner. The text "STONKZER" appears at the top of the image.

Concert

Stonkzer Concert

A group of four people on a stage, each with a different meme face superimposed over their heads. From left to right: Mike Wazowski (from Monsters, Inc.), Tom Nook (from Animal Crossing), Stonks meme and the Trollface meme, and Elmo. The band is celebrating with confetti falling around them. The text on the image says "SILLY INC".

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