Mike Wazowski jokes
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
always happens to me
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Idk
My boy be hittin different
Rip
Troo, truer than ur dad coming back with dat milk
Troo
hi
Bro really?
Trollograph
Algorithim meme
Stonkzer (We kicked Thonk out) by Stonk Boi, Mr. Troll, Crackbag, and Elmo
Stonkzer Concert
