What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)
Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
Some bread teacher: What will reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get and FY for FUCK YOU
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit
Student: Hah, thats VERY funny! Might as well go to deadit so I can die of laughter.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out
I might have to back down on this. Cause it is usually aimed for little children.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through??
who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it." Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw it away
NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there
My friend: "Yo, stupid." Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?" My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever." Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
I just wanted to say... These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude. Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
