Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
