The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What comes up on small oceans micro waves
yo mama so clueless she dilled 911 on the microwave
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma'm and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Me: I know how to use a Microwave! Also me: Mom! The Microwave is on fire!
whye dose Sam sung sell TeeVss? Cuss thay make them?😂😂
microwave
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
Whats the resemblance between a microwave and reproduction( human )? -they both make a sound at the end.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating
How do you pet a psychopath's cat?
You get it out of the microwave.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables
Fittig the wheelchair in
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
How do turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
