Microwave

Microwave Jokes

How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

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How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....