You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
