Michael jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.