What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Michael Jokes
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
