Michael

Michael jokes

Rubber

What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.

Hospital

When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.

Nose

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalogue. 😁

Memes

Bedtime

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Pervert

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?

He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

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  • Forehead

    Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

    Lie

    What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

    Ranch

    Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

    Because it was over 10 years old.

    Michael Jackson

    Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

    Chocolate

    Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

    Michael Jackson

    You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?

    It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

    Michael Jackson

    What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

    Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

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  • Elf

    What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

    Stain

    What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

    Michael Jackson's lipstick.

    Song

    What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

    "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."