Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Michael Jokes
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
