Michael jokes
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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Me at the dinner table
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.