How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
Oh Lois,that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the materinity ward was put on lockdown
What's the difference between Michael Jackson, and Farrah Fawcett? Six Hours.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
What was Michael jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloid? Don't just leave me alone
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
What does Michael jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.