What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
