What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
Actor 1: "I'm Micheal with a b and I hate insects" Actor 2: 'Wheres the b?" Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
