What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
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What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
