What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple... you never see a pimple come on a little boys face.
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?
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What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
