Michael jokes
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Memes
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. đ
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! đ
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What is Michael Jacksonâs favorite song? âLittle Drummer Boy.â
Whatâs the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boyâs face.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"