Michael jokes
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.