Michael jokes
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Memes
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. đ
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! đ
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jacksonâs favorite song? âLittle Drummer Boy.â
Whatâs the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boyâs face.
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.