Michael jokes
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Memes
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. đ
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! đ
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Whatâs the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boyâs face.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Michael Jacksonâs favorite song? âLittle Drummer Boy.â
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.