Michael jokes
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
yo kermit you tryna be like michael jackson?
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?
Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.