Michael jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.