Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? tea-hee-hee
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What were Michael Jackson's last words? Take me to the children's hospital.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
