Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white? Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
