What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
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What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
