Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
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Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
