Mexican jokes
I got no joke.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».