Mexican jokes
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Society
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.