Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Mexican Jokes
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Uhhhh...
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
