3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball a Juan on juan
what do u call a mexican who's lost his car
carlos
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
What is a Mexican's only obstacle
Border patrol
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity? A Mexican
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Whats fast and almost got away? A Mexican jumping the border.
Question : Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Answer : Tequila
What do u call a mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans but they ran away when I asked if they had papers
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
what do you call a burned mexican a fried torteya
Why can't Mexicans play uno Because they take all the green cards