Mexican

Mexican Jokes

Johnny Depp

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

Shooting

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

Maid

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Common

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

Car

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Difference

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

Racism

What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?

A Mexican.

Drink

Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?

Because they're afraid of ice!

Green Card

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."