Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks
Because they're afraid of ice
Uhhhh...
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
