Mexican jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
On Christmas, Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap.
Joking, I know they work hard. They run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."