Mexican jokes
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Did you hear about the two-car pile-up in Mexico? Yeah like 200 Mexicans died.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Ed is dumb.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.