why did the penguin pull out a tooth. It was Mexican.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico? To get to the U.S. but he had to show his papers first.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
ed is dumb
What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?
Robetoe
what do you call Mexican's running down a hill
sandstorm
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him? Get of me homes!!
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
They have blackboards and whiteboards but what happened to Mexicanboards?
