Mexican jokes
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
I bOi jug go CMC?
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Biden 2020.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
These are all racist. 😂
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.