What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
what do people often say in a could Mexican kitchen? brrrrrrrito
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Why did the tamale go to the hospital. b/c estava malito :)
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
stop being rasices you wouldnt put that for blacks
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose? Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.