Mexican jokes
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
I bOi jug go CMC?
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Biden 2020.
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
These are all racist. 😂
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.