A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
These are all racist. đ
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tĂĄ co)stado.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
What is a Mexicanâs favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What is black and white? Probably Mexican History
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Why donât Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
