Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter. .. Wait, actually
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
Dave got a new job at the suicide hotline.
The manager shows him to his desk and Dave has a seat.
The manager says, "Remember! Your job is to make sure that the person at the other end of the line does not kill himself, no matter what! That's the one thing you have to do!"
Dave says "No problem! I will do exactly what you just told me!" and the manager leaves him to his job.
A few minutes, later Dave's phone rings.
"Hello?" Dave answers. No response for a few seconds, then a voice appears.
"My wife cheated on me," a man says. The man on the other end of the line is clearly depressed.
"I'm sorry to hear that," Dave says.
"I found out that she's been doing it for months; she says I don't treat her well enough. She's filing for divorce and threatening to take the kids from me. I don't know what to do. I just took up drinking and gambling, the pain goes away at first but it always comes back. I don't think I can even afford to see a psychiatrist; money is tight as it always is. I wish I could manage my finances better... I just don't see any way out. I think the only thing I can do that makes sense is to just kill myself."
Dave pauses for a moment, thinks, and then he asks:
"Wouldn't it make more sense to kill her?"
if i die does my depression die with me?
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
