Mental Health jokes
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Memes
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.