Mental Health jokes
I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.