Mental Health jokes
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Memes
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.