Mental Health jokes
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What's an emo's favourite historical period?
The Great Depression.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Being sad is my only happiness.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.