Mental Health jokes

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

Mom: You will make me kill myself.

Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.