Mental Health jokes
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
WJE iceberg
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.