When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
