Mental Health jokes

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.

Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.

(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.