Mental Health jokes

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.

(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...

What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?

De-presso.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."

I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."

what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?

dead.

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”

Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”

People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?