Mental Health jokes
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.