Mental Health jokes
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."