Mental Health jokes
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Memes
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.