What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
