Mental Health jokes

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet.

Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Looking in the mirror, I don’t need a therapist, god damn, I wanna be a terrorist.

Me: Hey, how are you?

Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3

Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?

Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.

Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!

Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)

Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!

Me: Ok, and their names?

Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!

Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)

Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.

Me: Ok, see you soon! :3

Me now hates my life. :)

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.

How can you save a depressed person from a tree?

You cut the rope.

Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.

What part do people slit the most?

Everyone.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.