Men jokes
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"