Men jokes

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

How does Hellen Keller meet men?

She goes on blind dates.

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

I want coffee like my men.

Dark.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!

I love big hot sexy men.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.

Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.

Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.

My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."