Men jokes
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”