Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
i want coffee like my men
Dark
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
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Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
What do Japanese men do when they vote? -- They have an erection.
Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is mestration, Periods, birth... Man: The Men have to deal with Women
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
