Men jokes
What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?
My dick.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."