Men Jokes

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?

A: Flip the chair upside down

Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

I went to the “lists of women” page on wikipedia and it was blank. either, wikipedia is proving w*men do not exist or john cena decided to come out as transgender

What does a mother fear most?

Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo

What is the real reason why men Jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.

How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.

What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama windchimes

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!