dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
