I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
