I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.
Patient: I'm starting to forget things Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
I will always rember my dads last words...
oh wait i've never them.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said "what happened to your hand?" looking at the scar tissue near the father's knuckle, the father replied with "you know what happened, you were there." the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they're exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there's only one painting.
