Meme jokes
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
My brother when he sees a girl.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Who can relate?
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Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Dick butt.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
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Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.